Let’s keep things simple, guys. Medellin women are the most beautiful in the world, and strip clubs in Medellin are on a whole new level. But where are these places and what should you expect?
For starters, I’d like to point out that there are at least a dozen strip clubs in Medellin. Most of which are NOT worth checking out. The ones that are, we’ll discuss below.
If you feel I’m missing one or want to rank these on your own, please add to the comments, we’d love to hear from you.
What is a Strip Club in Medellin?
This question is important because most of our groups are Americans used to the traditional Strip Club. This establishment involves hard liquor and blue ball-inducing lap dances. Toss that mentality out now.
Medellin Strip clubs are upscale brothels that use the term ‘strip club’ as a coverup. All legal, hope this helps.
The second thing you need to know, girls, dance in the middle of the strip club, and collect their tips right after two songs are played.
So don’t run down to the middle of the stage like a mad man looking to swing dollar bills at them. Wait until they finish their two-track shows and walk around each table collecting money.
An acceptable tip is $2000 COP which comes out to be (with today’s exchange rate), about 60 cents. That’s right, 60 cents.
Let’s begin (alphabetically).
Fase Dos Strip Club
First, on this list, we have fase dos, a place known for its somewhat tacky 1980s allure. Tacky not because of the girls (which are great) but because of its decoration and setup. Fase Dos Strip Club was one of the first top strip clubs in Medellin and on a full night features close to 70 girls.
Fase dos, Medellin has an entrance fee of $20,000 COP which is close to $6USD. A bouncer will greet and sit you. You may either sit at the bar, in the back where there are couches, or near the stage (or as I like to call it, splash zone).
Don’t expect a wide variety of alcohol because the options are rather limited. Absolut Vodka, Buchanan’s Scotch, and Black Label are pretty much it as far as “premium” booze. The price per bottle is about $100 USD which is awesome.
La Isla Medellin
Second on this list (only due to Alphabetical order) is La Isla. A fan favorite and the place where you’ll spend most of your late nights.
La Isla Strip club Medellin is the biggest place on this list and can hold up to 150 girls on a busy night (Thursday – Saturday).
It is a fan favorite due to the place being the biggest, best-isolated lap dance area and the quality of females. On the busiest nights, this place will impress even the pickiest member of your group.
The location is Las Palmas and it’s a huge warehouse-like establishment. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson-like individuals will greet you at the door waiting for the $30,000 COP ($8USD) cover fee. This gives you entrance to the location.
Upon entering, the contemporary hip hop and massive fishbowl under the stage. Not to mention beautiful tan-skinned Latin ladies will capture your mind and heart. Once again, girls will dance on the stage and after dancing to two songs, will make their way to your table expecting your 60 cents.
The alcohol selection here is a bit more interesting as it includes not just various Vodkas and Whiskeys. But also Tequilas and Gins, something unheard of at other Medellin Strip Clubs. Sipping Hendricks and fevertree tonic with a set of breasts in your face is what the lord would’ve wanted.
Prices at Medellin Strip Clubs
Remember when I said Medellin Strip Clubs aren’t like American Strip Clubs? The ones here allow you to negotiate with your girl and either bring her to the hotel located next to the club or take her home with you.
Both at La Isla and Fase Dos, the cost to bring your girl to the hotel next door is $300,000 or $80 USD. To bring them back to your hotel is a different story, expect to pay between $200-300 not including the exit fee. Long story short, keep it in-house.
What is your Favorite Medellin Strip Club?
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